Hello. I am a human.

Well, that about sums it up, but people are never really satisfied with short explanations, so let's get down and deep, tongue-in-cheek.

I am a musician, a writer, a blogger, a geek, an absurdist, and an atheist.

I always hate labeling myself, and I never find the right labels. That list will have changed in five years, but for now, that's what I am, more or less, and it doesn't matter, because you don't know me.

The vast majority of my labor is devoted to writing; you probably won't see any pretty pictures from me.

Now that that's out of the way, let's do some shit.